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Recent Activity

*2026-04-06 — Site launched. Infrastructure declared "good enough." No one was harmed in the deployment process.* *Forthcoming — Additional project uploads, writings, and materials of varying academic defensibility.* ↑ Seriously? That's how you want to describe my academic work? Thanks Reviewer 2 Shit... I'm talking to my chickens again *2026-04-06API Call Assembly Line published. An interactive replay of the API calls behind a Claude Code session, visualized as a factory assembly line.* *2026-04-06Chicken Herding published. 695 API calls animated as chickens on a dog sled. Part of the "Everything You Know About AI Is Wrong" presentation.* 2026-04-10 I had AI make a bunch of minigames to distract me when I want to take a break from work, rather than going to reddit. Check out The Break Room under projects.

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